“WE HAVE DREAMS & SONGS TO SING…”
BANTER SONGS
WARNING: NOT TO BE SUNG IN POLITE COMPANY
SHOW THEM THE WAY TO GO HOME
(TO BE SUNG AS FANS LEAVE BEFORE THE FINAL WHISTLE)
Show them the way to go home,
they’re tired and they want to go to bed
(FOR A WANK).
‘Cause they’re only half the football team,
compared to the boys in RED!
WE ONLY HATE MANCS
We only hate Mancs, We only hate Mancs.
We’re not racists, we only hate Mancs.
WHO THE F@CK ARE MAN UNITED
Who the f@ck are Man United.
Who the f@ck are Man United.
Who the f@ck are Man United.
As the Reds go marching ON, ON, ON!
MANCHESTER IS FULL OF SH!T
Oh Manchester (OH MANCHESTER!)
Is full of sh!t (IS FULL OF SH!T!)
Oh Manchester is full of sh!t.
Full of sh!t, sh!t, and more sh!t.
Oh Manchester is full of sh!t.
BRING ON
Bring on your Manchester United
Bring on your Cockneys by the score
We’ll take you 2 by 2
We’ll kick the f@ck outta you
‘Cause Liverpool is the team that we adore!
BRING ON
Bring on your International
Bring on your Roma by the score
Barcelona, Real Madrid, you the f@ck ya tryna kid
‘Cause Liverpool’s the team that we adore.
F@CK OFF CHELSEA FC
F@ck off Chelsea FC! You ain’t got no history.
6 European Cups, 19 Leagues
THAT’S WHAT WE CALL HISTORY!
SINCE 1995
(TO BE SUNG AT EVERTON)
Since 1995, since 1995.
You haven’t won a trophy,
you haven’t won a trophy,
YOU HAVEN’T WON A TROPHY!
SINCE 1995.
BERTIE MEE
(TO BE SUNG AT ARSENAL)
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,
“Have you ever heard of Northbank Highbury?”
Shanks said, “No, I don’t think so,
but I’ve heard of the Annie Road Agro.”